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When you fuck a girl in the butt, and she puts diarrhea on your dick, and then you take it out and put it in her pussy, and the wetness causes a queef. That's a zizzle fart.
Caitlin:"Okay, so last night night, I did the worst thing ever to my man..."
Jennie:"What'd you do to him?"
Caitlin:"Well, he was fuckin me in the butt, and I just laid a zizzle fart all over his cock..."
Jennie:"Oh, that's siiiick..."
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Prior to sex, a man puts glitter, confetti, and googly eyes into his anus. He then cums on a woman's face and then farts the said glitter, confetti, and googly eyes onto her face and then takes a picture.
Todd performed farts and crafts on Linda.
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When someone farts while seated, sealing the smell under them. Later, upon getting up, the ghost fart is released, stinking up the surrounding area.
John: "Honey, could you get me a beer?"
Mary: "Sure thing babe." <gets up>
John: "OH MY GOD, WHAT IS THAT SMELL???"
Mary: "Opps, sorry hun. I farted earlier. Must have been a ghost fart."
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A particularly nasty, smelly anal exhalation before and during one's period
Mary blamed her nasty rag fart on the dog.
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A fart so awful and of such gargantuan proportion that it clears a room faster than Richard Simmons in spandex!
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To attract a mate with a loud burst of air originating from ones posterior hole. Those with a looser hole are able to produce a more reverberating sexual fart, attracting more mates.
None of the girls could resist Kelly's sexual farts and immediately entered his bed.
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The uniquely smelling fart that came from an ass that has cum fermenting inside of it.
The hike in the Alps was daunting but was made especially trying by Alex's cum farts
Those yogurt packages are so yummy but they give me the cum farts
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