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bowl weevil

A small boring insect that is utilized by the sporting industry to form the three finger-holes in bowling-balls.

I don't know why people say they hate the bowl weevil so much --- how else would there be the finger-holes in bowling-balls?

by QuacksO September 14, 2018


Female bowling ball

A woman with which one engages in a meaningful five minute relationship behind the bar. You pick her up, stick your meat in all three holes then chuck her in the gutter when you are done.

I had your mum last night. She's a female bowling ball

by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 7, 2021


Shower bowling

When your significant other owns 12 or more hair products and getting in and out of the shower makes you a bowling ball

Ricky is standing next to the water cooler. Looking cooler than normal. Alfred walks up. What's going on? Ricky replies. I got a strike getting out of the shower this morning, Alfred replies damn straight.
Shower bowling!

by Shower bowling October 16, 2022


bowl evacuation

When something is heated in the microwave to the point that it overflows the container holding it.

Ralph: Geez man, what happened to your porridge?

Jimmy: Bowl evacuation.

Ralph: Crikey!

by The Porridge of Oz November 25, 2009


chili bowl bandit

Is a person that likes to perform anal sex.

I heard he was freaky in bed and was know as a chili bowl bandit.

by Bill jax July 5, 2017


East Bowling

An area just south of Bradford Town Centre.
Home to plenty of drunks, drug dealers, smackheads and corner shops. Can't go 5 minutes without being robbed, burgled asked if you smoke weed or need any scrap taken out of your back garden.

"Ayup lad you off to East Bowling today?"
"Nah bro I fancy keeping my money today."

by L_DECCA July 17, 2024


Bowl Acoustics

The unique sound produced by farting and shitting while sitting on the toilet.

Sharon’s morning bout of death-dealing bowl acoustics let everyone that she had gone out for Thai food the night before.

by Done it all dave December 5, 2022