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1) A man that procreates with a woman for pleasure but ends up getting her pregnant and does the right thing by taking care of the offspring instead of saying “It ain’t mine” and bailing as fast as he can.

Steven: Brandon, what’s your dads name?

Brandon: I don’t have a dad.

by Turd McDirt August 21, 2020


Dad

Daddy: Lillie is the greatest dad & will always give you emo kib pictures.

"Dad could I please see emo kibs?"
"Can I see my kibs?"
"Yeth pleth look at kibs"

by SprouseEdits October 23, 2019


Dad

he go milk 🥶🥶🥶🥶

Hey, did your dad go find some milk?

by ArnIsTakenBruh March 25, 2022


Dad

Hot man big pp

My dad left

by Hot pool boy June 14, 2021


DADS

Diarrhea After Drinking Shits.
The foulest type of shits that torment our stomach so terribly it wakes up our hungover body ultimately leading to the most wonderful release

shit drunk hungover dying trashed turnt poop diarrhea dad

Tonya: I don't feel very good
Tammi: girl you went hard last night, you probably have the dads you need a good shit.

by ScrambledMegs October 27, 2015


Dad

A person who, could gave trauma to his own child.

My dad never said sorry to me even though he knew that he did the worst to me.

by thatlittlegirl August 4, 2022


Dad

The person, who gave trauma to his own children.

My dad never said sorry to me even though he knew that he did wrong to me.

by thatlittlegirl August 4, 2022