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A parking space that doesn’t exist.
Did you find the parking space in the car park for unexpecting mothers after parking your vehicle?
an insult implying your mother gives good brain(blowjobs)...
1: Yo your gay
2: Fuck you, your mother goes to college
A MILK is a mother you'd like to kill.
Tom: Dude, that women is a total MILK!
Jon: What do you mean?
Tom: MILK (Mother I'd Like to KILL)!
Jon: What the hell?
Tom: You heard me.
What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are "Mother And Father Is Infecting Everyone (Mafia-MAFIA-mafia)
Getting the best of two worlds.
Canada, as a common wealth of France and England, is sucking the tit of two mothers.
A way of saying “your mother” back in the 1600s.
Person 1: Who are the donuts?
Person 2: that would be thine mother
A way to get out of awkward situations.
Joey: "Yesterday I went on a road trip!"
*awkward silence*
Matthew: "Karl is your mother!"