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Words asked every day to kids of all ages by an annoying turd-eater named Jastin with a piece of road kill on his head
if your parents pick you up this little moucher will ask you for a ride so he doesnt have to take the bus and use all his bus tokens on the way back to Burbank
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We ride together, we die together is a term used when a female is on top of you during sexual intercourse. Halfway through the act scream, "We ride together we die together!" and promptly roll off the bed while holding onto her for dear life.
Female: Wow, being on top is fun. We should do it again next time.
Male: We ride together we die together!
Male: *rolls off bed*
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I need to start riding a bike. I know that I need to ride one. It would be great for my health.
You know, the world today is way too complex. I wish it was simpler. I would have a lot of time to do things.
I need to start riding a bicycle
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i just got new tires for my car
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A saying that means if you commit enough bad actions, eventually those actions will spiral out of your control.
"Remember Sarah, who used to take Adderall in college? She just got arrested for aggravated assault and petty theft."
"Well, if you take enough rides with the devil, eventually he'll drive."
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what ludricrous still is even in late 2004 with the release of "Get Back"
"Cause its the knick knack paddy whack still riding cad-E-llacs, family off the street made my homies put the baggies back."
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!@#$%^&*() Yeet some useless nursery rhyme British soldiers made up to make fun of American ones too bad America won but American toddlers love it for some reason Yeet
Weird guy: Yankee Doodle Went to Town, Riding on a Pony, Stuck a feather in his hair and called it Macoroani
Me: What the heck is Macoroani
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