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Someone who acts COVID woke by pretending to self-isolate and follow CDC guidelines in front of friends and family only to rip off their mask and lick a door handle as soon as your back is turned.
Saturday they were social social-distancing with about 100 strangers at a wedding so I'd stay the fuck away from them.
A person who wants to make friends/be social but struggles with it and cant due to shyness/social anxiety
Person: That girl never is always around here but never talks. Probably a social terraphist.
Cancelling plans at the last minute because you found a better alternative.
Sophia went all social Zapping on me! She cancelled on me at the last minute and then i saw her with a guy in a restaurant.
A social sloth is a person or thing who ignores, or seemingly does not recognize obvious cues given by another participant in a social interaction due to being a bit shy, or concerned about speaking out of turn; one who avoids conversation entirely.
Boy: "What are your plans for this weekend"?
Girl: "I have no plans!"
Boy: "I'm going to a friend's going away party at Yards and that's it."
Girl: "That's so fun! Yeah I'll probably be doing nothing."
12 HOURS LATER
Boy: "What are your plans for the weekend?"
Girl: "OH nothing! No plans at all. Just laundry."
Boy: ~social sloth in silence~
Hey social hackers somebody who friends you or goes about collecting your information off of Facebook and then press on the innocent customer give her the password and username and password through the belief in something foolish is love or trust might exist in the world and then screws you the fuck over and takes everything you have
Did you hear about sis yeah she gave her information to that social hacker, and lost everything. I heard that tune tune before.
Social hackers prey upon the innocence of even the smartest and naivest of people, really want to know somebody’s password just asking for is that simple. Nine times out of 10 I’ll give it to you.
With the use of social media tools, individual(s) cause damage thru bad behavior, P.R., lies, half-truths, rumors, etc. to a company's brand or product. The effect is terror and distraction to the brand's core IP.
social-media-terrorism
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/16/business/media/16dominos.html?ref=technology
http://blog.plusfactory.net/2009/04/man-made-digital-media-disasters-or- social-media-terrorism
A condition suffered by those considered socially undesirable. Unlike the STD, physical pain is not a side effect. The most noticeable symptom is an outcast status among friends and coworkers.
Social Syphilis is usually contracted as a result of a bad public breakup, embarassing youtube video, or facebook fight. After being diagnosed, one is typically shunned by others, and is unlikely to enter a romantic relationship for a significantly long period of time.
Didn't you see her big breakup on facebook? She and Tom had a huge fight, he called a whore, and now she's got Social Syphilis. Nobody's gonna touch that bitch.