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Who invited the clown

A derogatory statement used when a person that the speaker doesn't like walks into the room.

Alice: (Sees Bob on her doorstep) Who invited the clown?

by MalumLibrum958 May 20, 2024


Clowne

Someone who doesn’t know what’s going on, true space cadet, love them to death. But fuck they hurt to talk to.

Matthew Murphy is a clowne

by J&E_DC March 17, 2022


Clown bank

A collection of someone's stupidity.

There is another one for your clown bank.
Don't be a clown bank!

by Shamwowpets February 15, 2024


clown kick

While balls deep doggystyle another person is kicking you in the balls with a big red shoe simultaneously squeezing their big red nose making a squeaky sound.

As I was being punished during an S&M session someone came over and gave me a clown kick.

by klownposse June 7, 2017


Clown Dickery

When someone makes an absurd, overt analogy that no one will understand.

Collin using nadir to analogize the opposite of zenith during a game of fishbowl, when he knows that no one will get that analogy, is a whole nother level of clown dickery.

by Paul C Baby March 25, 2024


Clown Canon

When a person sticks a small clown, living or not, in their genitalia as a form of sexual pleasure.

"hey did you hear what he did last night? he totally did a clown canon"
"wait seriously? i was wondering where my clown doll went!"
"dude you should burn that thing, he never cleans down there"

by maggafun November 4, 2022


Stage clown

Stage clown is a gremlin bitch

Haha totally a top

Stage clown is a gremlin, shoot them

by Kokichi the tall person June 7, 2020