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The time at which any individual of any age or gender (especially those under the legal drinking age) gets shitty-wasted and Hammered.
Shmammer time can be throughout any time of the day, especially in the extremely early hours of the morning (for minors= "late" hours of the night) and with anyone who is willing and capable of getting shmammered as well.
Warning: not suggested to get shmammered alone or if unintentionally knocked up.
Lindsay- "Dude, It's Shmammer time."
drinks a whole bottle of wine in 10 minutes by herself
Eric-" Lindsay you're shmammered."
Lindsay- "I know but I let the dogs out 20 minutes ago and I didn't now you were getting me chicken strips again!"
When it seems like a later time than it actually is
Damn, it’s only 3 pm? I’m experiencing some serious time chill
Rapidly jabbing someone in the ass with your penis
Callum said "it's stabbing time" to Tom as Tom was a hot femboy
Something above demon time.
once you reach satan time you can no longer go back you can do anything without thinking.
Guy1:"bro what's wrong with Joe he acting sus"
Guy2:"Fam he's on satan time."
The official time down to the minute. Sometimes watches can be "fast" or "slow" by a few or a lot of minutes and not always match the World Clock. Cell Phones and Computers are the exception since they are regulated and keep a consistent time. The time displayed on your cell phone is God Time.
Person 1: What time is it?
Person 2: *looks at watch*"It is 4:46 pm"
Person 3: *Looks at cellphone* "According to God time it is 4:50 pm"
Cottage Time- The time of day at work ranging from 9am-945am that cottage cheese, any brand, is to be eaten on one's lunch break. Normally the procedure requires getting a spoon and filling a small plastic cup to the top with cottage. The person then eats the cup of cottage.
clock strikes 9:15am
Cathy- "Oh! it's cottage time! yum yum!"