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An underrated (and very true) joke by comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005).
An escalator can never break - it can only become stairs.
It is a phrase used by young teenagers and is a question and is very susmogus.
Can I????
Used for asking only one thing.
Can I nut in that pussy?
Random guy approaches random girl
Guy: Can I?
Girl: *bends over*
Can I?
Can I have one of your old T-shirts
to wear it when missing you so much?
Can I have your smile
to brighten those rainy days?
Can I catch your hands
if you ever fall off the cliff? (Metaphor..)
Can I be there for you..
as whomever in your life?
Can I have your sweet embrace
at my old age..? (Less judgement by anybody, I guess..)
Can I listen to you playing guitar
even if just once in my life
even if it doesn't sound good..
even if you play wrong notes...?
Can I see you play soccer..
like you used to play..
at your young age..?
Can I take pictures of you..
using my phone camera..
to look back and look at..
when thinking of you?
Can you call me or directly talk to me?
Because I miss hearing your warm voice very much.
Can you text me regularly whenever you feel like it?
Because you are someone who I want to share stories with,
other than my family members,
nobody else.
According to so many thumbs-down you gave my post last time, I guess not.. :) still ask anyway.. I am serious about the shirt..
Can I?
by The Gardener in Fairy Tales February 12, 2022