is that a banana in your pocket?

When a guy thinks your beautiful at Halloween Horror Nights.

When a pretty girl walks by a long line of drunk men trying to get in the cabin in the woods haunted house and a drunk guy says, "is that a banana in your pocket?"

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Mambo dogface to the banana patch?

Another way to ask your kindergarten teacher how to use the restroom: "May I use the restroom?" As defined by Steve Martin in "Philosophy/Religion/College/Language" on his Wild and Crazy Guy album.

I've got a great trick to play on a three year old kid. Whenever you're around them, talk wrong. So, now it's like his first day of school and he says to the teacher, 'Mambo dogface to the banana patch?'

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coo coo banana sandwich

1. A way to describe someone's behavior when they are being crazy, insane, silly, spontaneous, funny, or wild.

Whenever Alexis and Nate hang out together, they are coo coo banana sandwiches!

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Fucked by your own bananas

derived from the Mario cart practice of slipping on your own bananas, screwing yourself over

Man, Brendan really got fucked by his own bananas this semester. Maybe if he'd smoked a little less weed he wouldn't have a .25 gpa. - Fucked by your own bananas

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Double Brown Banana Slices

When a guy breaks his wrists and his mom has to wipe his ass, but she can't get it all and it leaves glossy poop streaks on the insides of his ass cheeks.

Guy: Holy shit, did that asshole just moon us?

Girl: Yeah he did, but it was nasty because he was flossing some Double Brown Banana Slices. What a douche.

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george orwell banana stalking

When a person, usually a man, follows a girl into an open, person-less field without her knowing, and stabs her in the ass with a banana.

Guy 1: Dude, that girl looks like she's headed into an open, person-less field. I should totally pull a george orwell banana stalking.
Guy 2: Here, take this banana I was going to enjoy with my lunch.

*LATER*

Girl: OW! THERE'S A BANANA IN MY ASS! WHO THE FUCK DID THAT?

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Anna Banana

This person is normally unswaggy
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This person is so ratchet including her weave
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She's as ratchet as ms Giles like ew no

She's like anna banana, so ratchet and unswaggy with an ugly weave

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