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hair dresser lap dance.

when you go to get a hair cut and the lady that cuts your hair is wearing a top that shows her breasts. your hair dresser lap dance will begin with you getting your hair washed. your hair dresser will make you lay back in a chair and when she washes your hair she will be leaning over you. this will 1, reveal even more cleavage, and 2, make you even closer to her tits.

when she grabs your head to dry your hair, she will mash your face into her breasts.

then when thats done, she will grab your hand and take you over to the barber's chair. your lap dancer will stand very close to you and rub her self on your arms which are located grapsing the chair tightly. during the entire hair cut she will complement you on how you have the most perfect hair and that your sooo cute.

after she is done with the hair cut, she will get the electric clippers and clean up the back of your neck, she will blow the back of neck and ears and such.

at the end of it all, the cost will come out to about 20 bucks plus tip, just the same as an average lap dance.

Guy:Why does that guy always have such short hair??

Guy2:well he never lets his hair grow out because he is always going down to the haircutters on the corner. theres this one lady that always gives him a hair dresser lap dance.

by CM Punk September 25, 2007

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Mira Loma Dance Company

Noun-

One of the greatest dance teams in California. Based in Sacramento, California, they work insanely hard to perform at rallies, football games, basketball games and at competitions. Guided by 2 amazing coaches, they are truly the greatest athletic team to emerge from Mira Loma High School. Their unprecedented success is only prohibited by the amount of trophy space available in the dance room.

"Did you see the Mira Loma Dance Company at Nationals?"
"Yeah, they were INSANE"

by LiNtRaseee@ml November 12, 2019


dancing bear party/orgy

A Dancing Bear Party/Orgy is a private male stripper revue, for preferably an all female audience, (think working late is synonym for girls night out; bachelorette and/or birthday parties). There comes a time during the evening, when due to peer pressure, wagers, checking something off their 'bucket list'. alcohol induced lost inhibitions, or simple exhibitionist cravings, some of the attendees can no longer resist the hotwife opportunity just inches from her. As though under gyrating crotch hypnosis covered) she follows his oral instructions, telling her she knows she wants to and it is okay for her to feel it, touch it, suck it too. Hearing cheering encouragement urging her to give into her carnal desires, most women don't, most hotwives and those to be do.

Michelle: I told hubby we have to work late, so I can go with you to Sandie's Birthday Party.

Shirley: You will be glad you did. The Dancing Bears are going to be there.

Michelle: Is that as in "dancing bear party/orgy"?
Shirley: Yeah.

Michelle: I read a story about this housewife, her Mom and sister went to one of these parties. One sister challenged the other to feel the dancer's cock. She took it a few steps further, stroking and eventually sucking on him. She offered some to her and then her Mom. Her Mom accepted. She had no choice, plus it looked so delicious.
Shirley: Wow! Me too. Come on, hurry we have to pick up Mom.

by RTPNick March 1, 2014

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Pole dancing class

A class in some more liberal schools where girls are taught how to pole dance as part of P.E.

Kathy's in pole dancing class.

by Deep blue 2012 August 18, 2010

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p-p-dance

when you jump all around so that your balls and thunderstick move up and down."wear loose underware"

ryan and michael did the p-p-dance all around school yesterday.

by pimp master ryan March 15, 2003

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national lap dance day

Every first Monday of December lapdances should be distributed freely throughout America by everyone

Johnny was in a chair and was given a lap dance on the first Monday of December by Jessie on national lap dance day

by Lion_heart##55 November 28, 2013

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Iโ€™ll dance on your grave

When you hate that person so deeply and you want them to burn in hell. You want them to get as pissed off as possible

โ€œ say that one more time and Iโ€™ll dance on your grave bitch!โ€

by Savage_Picklez November 12, 2017

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