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If you are born on December 19th then you suck. Sorry I don’t make the rules
Oh dude you’re born on December 19th? No wonder you suck
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December 3rd is referred to the end of the world although there is slight chance of survival...if you can fight well then you will be just fine but it will be a big Change to your every day life
Friend: find a weapon to fight the zombies
Me: is this rock ok?
Friend: December 3rd won’t be that bad after all I have you!
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It's obviously Christmas you idiot.
bff: so what's today?
y/n: it's fucking christmas, you know December 24?!
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The person born on December 19 is a ugly b****. She is also really mean.
You: Are you born on December 19
Friend: yeah why
You: so that's why you're an ugly b****
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National steal your friends things day!
Hey john, yeah , yoink, get back here why’d you steal my bag? because it’s National steal your friends things day! On December 11
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December 12th is “National Send Nudes Day”. Whoever you ask today to send you nudes HAS to do so. We don’t make the rules 🤷🏻 ♂️
“Hey dude, it’s December 12th, yknow what that means 😏😏😏”
“Yeah, yeah, I know, I know, let me find a good angle real quick 🙄”
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Boy I hate: Eww it’s u
Me:*hugs him*
Boy I hate: 🥴
Me: it’s December 15th don’t feel special
Random kid walking by😬🤦🏻 ♂️
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