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Mary

A more delicate way of saying Vagina used in Northern England

Oof, the ball hit me right in my mary

by NorthernDictionary January 7, 2023


mary

pretty pretty but shit personality toxic asf she talks smack about you and acts like a princess with u she will manipulate you with her pretty face and end up breaking your heart

dont ever date a mary

by waterwaypoint the best April 29, 2023


Mary

Mary is the girl that will leave you to rot, she said "I am real and you are not." Alex G

Alex G: Mary is the girl that I wanna fuck.
Me: That's a great song, the person reading this should listen to it

by Pinkydoescrack July 25, 2022


Mary

She is a beautiful girl that all the girls want to be friends with and all the boys want to be with. She is a little awkward and shy at first, but once you get to know her she is tons of fun. She is crazy and might act like she’s on crack, but you’ll love her anyway. She talks to almost millions of guys on snap but you can’t blame her, they all want her. She’s very insecure at times but you just need to be there for her. She is very feisty and you don’t want to get in a fight with her. She is small but scary. If you meet a Mary you are lucky they are the best type of people out there. She is beautiful but looks like a weasel most of the time, at night or early in the morning she looks like a naked mole rat, but you’ll love her anyways. Her laugh is easy to make fun of (she wheezes) but it is so contagious. Mary is an amazing friend so keep her close because there is no one out there like her.

Wow Mary is gorgeous.
Who is that? That’s Mary she’s the best!

WHEEEEEEEEEZE! Wtf! Hahahahaha

by Loserwithnofriends12 January 1, 2021


mary

diluc simp

mary is definitely unholy

by dawn winery’s stair sweeper March 2, 2023


Mary

Mary aka Ganyuismyfav is the best person to ever exsist, i have never felt happier ever since i met her<3 Mary if your reading this ilysm

me: hey amry goodm moringin<3
Mary: i have 0 idea what that means but<3

by Pixal:D November 16, 2021


Mary

Mary is a very nice person, around particular people, and she always listens to you however this is only when it concerns her. Mary is a loud annoying and obnoxious person around popular people, this does not mean she isn’t nice to talk to when she’s alone. Mary is very sensitive when it comes to her height, weight, acne and her hair this makes mary a very scared and insecure person. Mary’s sister is very kind and sweet but the second she finds you annoying she will make you commit social death, which may... will result in you moving schools or dying. As nice as mary is she is still not a very nice person to any clique other than “the populars” which makes sense because she is one. One day Mary will be a mother and have to explain how she lost her virginity at 13 xxx

“Mary is a big fat bitch.” - her enemies (plural)

“Mary is my best friend she’s so cool.” - one of the annoying popular people

“Mary is so popular i wish we could be friends”. - needy person

by big fat bitch boutta rant November 6, 2018