Fancy black hair

The condition whereby a man with black hair takes an inordinately and suspiciously long time at the hair dresser

"You know that Duffield is a miserable cunt, you know the cunt who decided to hang my shit out the window?"
"What the guy with the red hair?"
"NO, DUFFIELD'S THE CUNT WITH THE FANCY BLACK HAIR!!!!"

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my hair is going home

When a sista's usually straightened hair begins to get curlly and/or kinky.

Girl! What is up with your head?? I know.... I haven't had time to get to the salon.... uuggghh.... my hair is going home!!

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ik how to cut hair

SHE TRYNNA GET IN THEM DRAWLSSSS BOI U WINNING

Girl: u cute Ik how to cut hair btw😏
Boy: ok

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hair up your ass

Something you want to do because of an idea you came up with. Usually very random and not thought out, or taking into consideration how others may feel about the idea.

You got into an argument with your wife last night because you got a hair up your ass about wanting to clean the garage right after dinner.

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hair of the bear that mauled you

Vodka drank the next day to defeat a vodka hangover; an update of hair of the dog that bit you. Other drinks could be substituted for vodka as long as you come up with a new animal. For example, hair of the demon that violated you could be tequila.

Bruce Lee: What's in that?
Jose Contreras: Some more vodka. I'm struggling from last night, hopefully this shit will ease me up.
Bruce Lee: Ahh, hair of the bear that mauled you, huh?

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Hair Club For Men

A way to get some nice hot young (over 18) poon if your over 50.

Hot Chick "Your disgusting!"

Old Fart "But Im part of Hair Club For Men"

Hot Chick "ooooh. Wanna come back to my place!?"

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long haired strang

someone who will go with you anywhere as long as they don't have to pay. a very cheap person who will rob your pockets dry. some people refer to them as jews.

What a long haired strang..

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