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A person carrying two pizzas, one in each hand. Usually a restaurant employee, but this can also a apply to a regular person performing the same action, if this name is given them by a friend.
"Nice going, Edward Pizza Hands."
"Hahahaha, look at Edward Pizza Hands over here."
You know virtually all pizza 🍕 places do this. An obnoxious customer or a Karen orders a pizza. After all the ingredients are on it and before it's cooked a couple of guys go in the back and jerk off on it then bake it and serve it up to the customer as if nothing has happened. A word to the wise: treat your waitstaff kindly. If you need any further reification on this check out stained apron.com or read the late anthony bourdain's revealing book "kitchen confidential"both should be real 👁️ eye openers!
Obnoxious customer to waiter after he's finished eating his "doctored"pizza: "that was the best pizza 🍕 I've ever had! What's it called again? Male waiter,. Jizzeroni pizza
Pizza Cloud
The place that you go after you bite into your first slice of pizza - after a hard day or a hard week - and for a moment, you can’t really hear, see or feel anything around you.
- So what do you want to watch tonight?
Hello…?
He-lo…?
Anyone there…?
Diana?
- Oh, sorry I didn’t hear a word you were saying. I was on my Pizza Cloud.
When you're waiting for the pizza and keep looking out the window like a tweaker
Quit pizza tweaking bro it will be here soon.
An adjective to describe something or someone that is ugly in appearance, smells horribly, but also has great taste. It is believed that the term was made when a Italian chef had his slice of pizza stolen by a rat.
"James is such an ugly rat pizza. I couldn't bare being next to his armpits, at least the show we were watching was good enough to distract me."
Pizza and wings are fatty, meaty and delicious.
When they're put together in the same setting, they balance each other out.
So, "Pizza and Wings," is a fast and discrete way of describing a woman who has a flawlessly beautiful curvy body. Meaning she's large and thin in the right places with no negative details anywhere.
When it's game time, if they got pizza and wings, you know it's gonna be good!
"Im telling you bro... shes got pizza and wings!"
"She usually wears a lot of baggy clothing, so it was hard to tell if she had a nice body. but when she removed them, she had pizza and wings!"
When you're doing missionary and you lay your sexual partner down on their back and slap down the following ingredients on their belly/cock and or tits.
-Mozzarella
-Pepperoni
-Bell-Peppers
-Marinara Sauce
-Pineapples
Then, The male partner proceeds to jizz on the ingredients, Thus making The-Cock-Pizza
Geo: Bro I just did a cock-pizza on myself yesterday
Stella: I did not need to know that.