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Missionary sex between two rich 40 year old white people, with one thrust per minute for an average of 90 seconds
Miriam’s Botoxed face barely registered feeling as she contemplated her life choices in the 60 seconds between Queen Village Thrusts from Harold the banker.
Derived from the book "Running With Scissors", it was pretty much the anal lube used in gay sex. With two men.
Claire: Did you read Running With Scissors?
Taylor: Yeah, and it made me call in my order for Queen Helen's Cholesterol.
IF SHE BREATHES... SHE'S A THOT!!!!
Guy: all women are queens
KING: IF SHE BREATHES, SHE'S A THOT
Queen Jennifer Lawrence is the best actress in the world. She is also the best human to ever exist. She won her Oscar for Tiffany Maxwell in Silver Linings Playbook and she also starred as Katniss Everdeen in The Hunger Games, Aurora in Passengers as well as countless other movies. She married Cooke Maroney on October 19, 2019. She has a dog named Pippi Lawrence- Stocking. She was born on August 15, 1990 in Indian Hills, Kentucky. She lives in Beverly Hills , CA. As of 2020 Queen Jen is in her apartment in NYC. If you don't love Queen JLaw, what is wrong with you?
I simp for Queen Jennifer Lawrence
When you think of the best person ever, you think of Queen Jennifer Lawrence
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Boss Bitch that doesn't take shit from anybody. Works all day, then comes home to her man & is a domestic bitch and cooks pies in the kitchen with her baby
"Yo, my girl a trap queen. She be out sellin all day and then come home and cooks me dinner and pies."
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literally the same as slay but it is very extra to make sure you know how much you're slaying
Omg, you got the job. Purr queen slay.
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A {thot} that smoke and play thot scotch
{Kaitlyn} is a trap queen cuz the {only} thing she do is get beat up and {smoke} crack and suck {hella} dick
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