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If you’re a dude that acts badass to maths teachers because you think 2+2x2 is 8 and at the ripe age of 17 found out that ants fought because you haven’t left your room since 1996
Jerome: AYOOO WTF! This dude just found out ants fight at 17
Jamal: He’s just socially retarded then
The tax you pay by spending time and energy reading stupid comments.
Why should I have to pay social tax to support your ignorant comment?
Tweets and other social media entries left by an individual. Often studied and analyzed in order to draw conclusions about a persons online and offline personae. Currently not readily accepted as being reliable, although it is admissible in a court of law and may be used against you. Especially if you act like an asshole.
By following the social scat of the Boston Bombers many concluded that the younger brother was not a religious fanatic.
One who follows facebook on twitter, has a facebook that says, "check my myspace", etc.
Girl 1: Did you see my facebook?
Girl 2: Oh yeah I totally followed it to your twitter.
Guy: What did the twitter say?
Girl 1: Check out my myspace!
Guy: You are one confused social user
The social media house is a household with social media stars
Hey, isn't that the guy from the social media house
Similar to social distancing except you don't do it.
All the boys got Coronavirus man, it's been heavy!
But what about social distancing and stage 4 lockdowns?
Nah man I said I was Social Tristencing
Making yourself really awkward to be around without realizing it. Doing things that you think other people think is cool but they aren't. This is committing Social Suicide.
"Did you see mark showed off a fidget spinner? He literally just committed social suicide."