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Shitting into a condom, tying it off and beating someone with it.
She pissed me off so much, I slapped her with a mexican water balloon while she was sleeping.
The technical name for the tilde key. You know the key next to the 1 key you never knew the name of.
Player 1: How do I get into console.
Player 2: Press the Mexican Squinch Eye.
Player 1: The what?
Player 2: You know, the key next to the 1 key that no one knows the name.
The act of anal sex after consuming large quantities of Taco Bell.
Last night, we did the Mexican tunnel slide and it got messy
When you and your roommate both masturbate while pretending to be asleep, each keeping one eye open to make sure the other one doesn't 'wake up'.
This unintentionally awkward situation will probably occur several times during the average college semester.
Roommate 1: "Yo man I jerked off so hard last night, thank god you didn't wake up."
Roommate 2: "Haha me too..."
Roommate 1: "Oops, that was totally a mexican standoff..."
You start drinking early and you go hard until the next morning and there is usually a piñata 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
I really hope my grandma doesn't ask me to explain party mexicans again
to put chilli sauce on your balls and get a girl to lick it off
i gave her a mexican dip
When you pull a dirty sanchez and then instantly transition to the rusty fish hook.
Sometimes I just do the Dirty Sanchez to my girlfriend. Sometimes I give her the Rusty Fish Hook. But last night, I pulled a Mexican Fisherman on her!