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When your poop turns out to be half solid, half soupy, so it is like pooping out the beans that you get at a Mexican restaurant.
I had the worst Mexican bean butt this morning. Was it the food I ate last night?
Real Mexican hours is when from 9:00 am to 2:00 pm a Mexican kid is playing Xbox or ps4 with His/her mom cleaning, baby crying, dad making building something near your room and a dog is barking
Person:Aye yo I was trying to play fifa during Real Mexican hours but it was to loud over the mic
Douching yourself with axe and or old spice aerosol spray
Didn't have time to shower, Mexican speed bath time
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When you blow coke up someone's ass. They fart it back in your face and you still take the line of coke.
My girl had gas last night and she farted after I blew a line of coke up her ass, so I finished it and had some Mexican refried blow.
Clusters of skin tags or moles on an overweight Hispanic's neck, usually the skin is darker than the rest of the body.
You see that gorda's neck? She got that Mexican road rash bad
When your girl lubes up your cock, wraps it in a soft, flour tortilla and commences to give you a vigorous hand job.
Rachel gave me several Mexican Hand Gliders last night. We went through a whole jar of KY and a pack of tortillas last night.
When you put hot sauce on a girls ass and eat it out ;)
I gave that bitch a Mexican Stir fry