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Squinch

Squeezing and pinching at the same time while taking a huge dump to compress it so that it doesn't rip your asshole on the way out.

The pain made me squinch just in time, or I would have had to get a chopstick to dig that turd out.

by Phuqit November 11, 2006

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Squinch

Closing of the anal sphincter to pinch off a poo

Oi mate, where's the loo? I need to squinch a woggle?

by Squinchywoggles October 9, 2021


Squinch

To narrow the distance between your lower eyelid and your pupil.

While being photographed by the paparazzi Brad Pitt threw in a squinch.

by Squinchmeister November 27, 2013

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Squinch

To squint while constipated.

I had to squinch to read the sign.

by Moosecoop December 15, 2014

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Squinch

A quick hug

Imma squinch you so hard next time I see you

by __SomeGuy__ June 6, 2016


Squinch

Squinch /skwษชn(t)สƒ/
To lovingly squish.
To squash, squeeze, pinch etc in a non-harmful way, out of love for the squinched one. Think of an aunt or grandma pinching a baby's cheeks, she "squinches" their cheeks.

Used in reference to acts of "cute aggression".

"I just can't wait to squinch his lil' cheeks!" or "Imma squich you!" then launch yourself at your much beloved partner.

by tiredGirlie March 21, 2022


Squinch

when one flinches and squints at the same time in response to an unexpected stimulus

I squinched when Justin almost poked me in the eye!

by G_SMOOTH March 26, 2009

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