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When a Polish person(man or woman) fulfills their Polish duty by kissing you square on the tip of your penis.
"Man, i really wish someone would kiss the tip of my penis".."Luke will do it, he's Polish. The Polish Tip Kiss is their sacred duty. "
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When two or more parties touch and rub their buttholes together. This is not only platonic, but extremely heterosexual as well.
Keithan: "I was cuddling in the bed of a Ford F150 with 36 of my closest homies, and we ended up all Siamese French-Kissing."
Daveth: "Dude, I wish I was that straight and platonic with my 36 closest homies."
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1.) In the medieval period and up until the present, rank was often signified by the wearing of a ring (i.e. Popes, Kings, Dukes, etcetera). One would kiss a person ring to show submission to authority. 2.) Parodied today by the detail that the anus is referred to as, and one might argue resembles, a ring...
1.) 'My liege' bending down on one knee and kissing extended hand bearing ring
2.) Turning one's arse toward a person perceived as an idiot and uttering 'Kiss my ring!'
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1. A dude kissing and licking a chick’s pussy lips 2. Two lesbians rubbing their pussy lips together Kiss Down-Under
The porno featured a Down-Under Kiss by the Sin Twins!
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1. Shit is over.
2. Fat lady sings.
3. Chad Ochocinco
The rest of the competition on the field, may as well kiss da baby, because this shit is over!
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In France they usually great each other with 5 pecks on the cheek using their lips. In San Marino a slightly different approach is taken. The male grasps his penis and slaps the female across the face several times. Ranging from 3 to 8 slaps. Anymore it is known as rape.
Mario: Betty! Nice to see you! (San Marinese kiss)
Betty: Thank you Mario. Nice to see you too! (wipes off pre-cum)
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When a man reaches down and smears his uncircumcised flacid dick on his underwear, in a horrible atempt to dry it off.
Shit dude, I just pissed and had to give my boxers' an elephant kiss.
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