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When a small(or large) piece of cheese is added to someone's water.
You drank the whole bottle! That's some cheesy water
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masturbation
to masturbate
the act of masturbation
person 1: where did rolando go?
person 2: he's in the bathroom.. burning water!
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A method of smoking tobacco where you pretty much make a gravity bong piece. however, instead of cutting off the whole bottom on the bottle, you just cut one small hole that you can plug with your finger.
yo man how do i even use a water gate?
dude are you serious? put your finger over the hole, fill it up with water, put the cap on with the tobacco in the bowl, light it, and take your finger off the hole. but do it over my sink! you think i want my damn floor all wet?!
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When a man has to urinate, but does not have the opportunity to do so, one solution is to cover the tip of his penis with gum so urine does not squirt out. When you continue to hold it eventually you will come to a point where you can no longer hold it. At this point, the gum fills with urine and becomes a water balloon. Usually used in context with holding off going to the bathroom for a long period of time.
"Matt was in the office meeting so long he water ballooned" OR "OMG George, where's the nearest restroom, I'm water ballooning over here!"
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When your having some serious hotdog luck in the woods and you make some hotdog water in your pants. Then starts sleeping through jeans
Hiker one: man I think I just dropped my butter
Hiker two: no man, look ahead. The trail, it’s gone.
Hiker one: oh shit
Hiker two: dude your leaking hotdog water
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"Hayden, I'm going to need you to water my cat tomorrow." Said Riley
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The male ejaculate left floating in the tub or shower following masturbation, resembling the marine invertebrate. Generally non-poisonous.
"Dude, go ahead and use my shower but I know you haven't been laid for a while. I better not find any fresh-water jellyfish in there later."
"I would never do such a thing, mate. I'm offended you would suggest it... Any baby oil in the medicine cabinet?"
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