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While someone is performing a handstand, their legs are held up in the air while others count how long he/she can drink the beer that is constantly being poured into the anal crevasse of another naked person laying spread eagle on his/her back.
--Hey man do you remember last night when we were really drunk, and we did a chocolate keg stand?
Wait, what did we do?
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When a girl is on her period, she fills a super plus tampon capsul with her shit and freezes it over night. And then ejects the frozen shit into her vagina in place of a tampon for maximum absorbency. Once the shit absorbs the maximum amount of blood, it thaws and leaks out as a strawberry chocolate mousse for your neighbor's cat to enjoy.
Garfield's favorite meal might be lasagna but his favorite dessert will always be the Strawberry Chocolate Supreme.
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when a short, white girl has sex with two large, negro fellows; where one is in the vagina, one in the back and they perform a rolling motion back an forth on the bed, hence the twister.(;
Damn Kieran! You look awful!
Sorry.. um.. double chocolate twister..
**high fives
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The act of melting chocolate, putting the melted chocolate in the anus, having anal sex, then drinking the chocolate out of the anus.
My girl let me have a chocolate ass shake last night.
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to give someone a dirty sanchez then give them a strawberry shortcake
tina's face needed more flavor and color, so i gave that ho a chocolate strawberry shortcake
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while analizing an asian, she simultaneously defecates upon herself
i fuck this asian chick so hard, she shat herself, turning her ass into a tokyo chocolate factory
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Sending a bag of feces in bag to someone in the mail out of anger or vengeance
I sent a chocolate care package to my ex after i caught her cheating
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