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Whip out your dick and pour a beer onto the head of your penis. Generally while highly intoxicated and for an audience.
Can also be used as a euphemism for partying exceptionally hard
Example #1
"Did you get hammered lastnight?"
"Did I ever... I was doing Dick Beers on the dance floor"
Example #2
"Are you coming out tonight?"
"Oh yeah. I plan on getting dick beered"
The longest and most powerful dick in the universe
Guy. Yo have you seen “shaggy’s dick?”
Girl. YeAh mAn it’s inside me
Guy. Ur my gf tho
A smaller, skinny penis that is less filling that your average cock.
I let him rail me from behind last night but he had a diet dick so it was rather disappointing.
When you forget to bookmark some great porn and don't remember the title of the video and don't know any of the models' names, you have to go searching for it in an endless sea of porn.
I'm so frustrated! I spent all afternoon moby dicking to no avail.
A very large and veiny dick. Mika is a white male with an enormous cock. He likes to stick it in a small boy's asshole and the entire large juicy penis fits. When he masturbates, he makes an ocean of cum.
Boy: Mika's Dick is so good. He always shoves it down my throat and I like it.
Some one who is pretentious (though at the same time) being a dick. Normally used towards bald, miserable, middle age men.
Yep.. You got it right, that John V is being a pretentious dick once again. When will he shut the fuck up and do some work for once the useless cunt.
A guy receives a spaghetti dick after having sex with a girl on her period. After cumming, his now flaccid dick resembles a noodle and the girl's period blood resembles the spaghetti sauce.
Amy: "Baby, I want to have sex."
Brad: "Aren't you on your period?"
Amy: "Yeah so? We can still have sex on my period."
Brad: "Eww no I don't want a spaghetti dick."