Using self-referential linguistic hoops and astroturfed first-principle thinking to "make sense" of something complex, multi-faceted or paradoxical.
"I asked a Mcdonald's Cashier if I could pay ETH. She declined and asked for USD. We're still early."
Dude, you're sense-faking!
When you throw something in the trash thinking there’s a trash bag already in there, but someone just emptied the garbage.
“Oh shoot! I threw my apple core away but I got a trash fake-out.”
a person who claims to smoke weed but actually doesn't.
man, that freeps guy is a real fake weeder, you know?
It is a cheese that looks like plastic and tastes like crap
I'm gonna make a sandwich
Dont use that cheese!
Why?
It's from walmart so it's fake cheese!
An annoying little squit.
A potty-mouth for whom "Doo-doo" represents the pinnacle of wit.
Someone fixated at the oral-anal stage.
Desperate for attention.
Obviously too young to be in Ogrish
The spoilt child of over-indulgent parents who gave him aveything but love and attention as a child.
Fake magic round (a.k.a. gather round) is used to refer to the AFL's poor imitation of the NRL's magic round.
The real magic round, originally a Super League invention, was designed to allow fans to watch every minute of every game of a round of footy at the same venue, with double and triple headers over multiple days. The AFL fake magic round defeats the purpose of that as games are at different venues all over the place and overlap, making it impossible to be at every minute of every game.
AFL's fake magic round needs to give out free tickets to members because not every game has sold out, and nearly half their games will be played in front of less than 10000 people because it's a poor imitation of the NRL's magic round. If the AFL just did a real magic round with every game at Adelaide Oval, every game would be sold out by now without needing to give anyone any free tickets. NRL sold out every magic round game three years running without any free tickets.
When a HSC student bring in the margins of their paper excessively to falsely allude to using multiple booklets.
"Did you hear that Tom used 3 booklets in his legal studies trial?"
"Yeah apparently it was fake Girth though"