A creation by Tucker Robinson and Nick Vansell to confuse their coworkers
HATS CARLOS!!!
(1) A phrase used to express extreme joy or ecstasy. (2) A phrase used to insult and denounce someone believed to have sold their wedding ring. (3) A country dessert made of figs, apples and dates. Some prefer it with cream, others with ice cream.
Children of the hat! I've just won the lottery!
The signature power-up of Super Mario 64. Also one of THE BEST and most iconic items in the entire Super Mario franchise.
Unlocking the Winged Hat can be considered a rite of passage in Mario 64.
Neither F.L.U.D.D. from Super Mario Sunshine nor the propeller hat from New Super Mario Bros Wii can match the Winged Hat in terms of flying skills.
For some real flying fun, grab a Winged Hat and launch Mario out of a cannon!
When a Haitian shits into a coconut and then puts the coconut on someone’s head
Kaden: Yo I saw someone get a monkey hat last night!
Jamal: That was me!
Kaden: SHEEEEEEESH
When ur best mate leaves his Guinness unattended and you dip the head of ur penis into his glass.
Travis set his Guinness down to retrieve his darts. Billy took full advantage and gave him an "Irish Top Hat"!
resting your erect penis on the top of a woman's head and ejaculating down the front of her face
"not another leaky hard hat. I just washed my face"
French top hat is when a french tumbler is made incorrectly or unsatisfactorily and if poured back over the makers head.
He was being such a dick about making me the drink, I gave him a French top hat to cool him off.