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A stupid term that Oprah heard from somebody else and plaguerized, and now everybody uses it as a buzz word. Generally used whenever ANYTHING happens in a woman's life other than driving the kids to soccer, getting a new minivan, or staying home and watching TV.
Woman 1: Hey look there is a sale at Wal-Mart!
Woman 2: Oh my god! This is a full circle moment for me.
Woman 1: What the fuck are you talking about? Are you retarded?
Woman 2: No. Oprah says it every second day whenever something happens to her.
Woman 1: Oh my God! Then this is a full circle moment for me too!
A moment in which one makes a silly mistake similar to that of Sarah Palin.
"Meg had a Sarah Palin moment yesterday. She thought that Africa was a country."
When you are reminded of the reason you are doing an activity.
The Taj Mahal was built over many years and during the construction the builders forgot why they were building the Taj Mahal.
OB: That was a great lunch.
TC: Yes it was.
OB: Why did we go out for lunch on a Friday afternoon?
TC: For Zee's welcome lunch.
OB: Taj Mahal Moment.
A moment in a conversation where the other person doesn't understand your hilarious joke.
Super cool girl: Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
Leo: I'm having a foot locker moment
A period of time or event that is deemed “Epic” by gamers. One of the best things you can get called by a Gamer is Epic.
Dave: Woah Man
Kevin: What
Dave: I just 360 no scoped someone on COD
Kevin: Bruh that really is an Epic Gamer Moment
Kevin(In game): BrUh cAn wE kIcK DaVe hE iS hAcKiNg
Game: DaveBoi69 has been kicked for hacking
When one of your partially romantic affiliations decides to stay over and you don't know whether it would be more or less awkward to offer them the guest room.
K: We should probably go to bed now
M: (internal narrator: do i offer him the guest room? this SUCH a guest room moment!) My bed's this way...
(retelling the story to a friend later)
N: How was having K stay over?
M: Mate i should've known there would be a guest room moment.
When your doctor prescribes you a controlled substance (like adderall, vicodin/lortab, Xanax, etc.) and you have the thought "I wonder how much this would sell for".... Usually from the fact that the medicine is not needed or completely outrageous in terms of it actually being needed.
Dr. Doctor: I'm writing you a precripition for 160MG of OxyContin with no Tylenol, 220 quantity since your in so much pain from your hang nail...I can also write you a prescription for 900mg of diamorphine if needed...
Person: thanks..... *thinks*: ZOMG SICK ILL MAKE 2grand OFF THIS SHIT WHEN I SELL IT TO THE RICH DRUGGIES AT MY SCHOOL!!!! DRUG DEALER MOMENT FTW!!!