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When, in the moment of climax, feces escapes and lands in the partner's hair, the act of smoothing said feces in a pseudo-affectionate gesture, thereby creating a "cap" of poo.
"You're so pretty" Harry gushed, caressing Janice's hair. Little did Janice know Harry was really giving her a Toledo Shower Cap.
A skunk. When you get too close to that kitty, you’ll have to take a shower.
I was up all night bathing the dogs last night- they found another shower kitty
the name dale arbus from horrible bosses wanted to use
me: we’re not calling it shower daddy because why you wanna shower with your dad
Damn- I went to Stadium View Bar for the Super Bowl, and every time the Packers scored, I got a Wisconsin golden shower!
When you spontaniously think of the answer to a troubling problem when standing under the shower, usually just before applying shampoo.
Hey dude, I was about to rinse of the soap this morning when I has a shower Epiphany! the answer just came to me, it’s 42!
While having sex in the shower for a prolonged period of time, when your dick begins to wrinkle up from the heat and humidity-like a pickle
I fucked this one girl in the shower for so long I got a shower pickle
The shock you feel when you mistakenly turn the shower temperature down, causing you to immediately whip the handle too far in the opposite direction, thus freezing you to a popsicle and then boiling you alive in the matter of a split second.
That shower whiplash had me streaking through the house... Now I have to explain things to my mother.