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A big ol' great guy.
Major fucking nerdball status.
"Man, John Kim sure is a great guy!"
"Yeah, but he's a fucking nerdball
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Lusting after a young girl with the intention of postponing a sexual proposition for an undetermined number of years.
Often the perpetrator will announce the number of years he intends to wait in a grumbled tone.
So my little sister just started junior school. Yeah, she is doing really well, better than I was at that age. Hey John, I won't be in lesson because I've got to go and pick her up at three.
Four more years...
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a person that likes to sniff toilets right after pepole take dumps them, usually a homosexual or pervert
richard simmons is a john sniffer
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When a girl or group of girls like/give sexual pleasure to a boy who other boys find annoying or weird. These boys cannot figure out how this boy manages to get so many girls. Symptons include selling out your boys, backstabbing, being a snake in the grass, thinking with your balls instead of your brain and not being invited anywhere by guys.
Guy at a club:Dude how is he getting so much ass? He lives with his parents, cannot cut his own food, and is a total weirdo and a douche.
Other guy: I have no idea man. I guess he has john syndrome.
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Someone who could lead this country better then Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton altogether. He supports in the war in Iraq, and was a victim of "Foxing" by the liberal media, giving him a bad impression which implies that he wants us to keep the fight in Iraq actively for "100 years". In reality he just wants to keep U.S military in Iraq for as long as it takes to prevent them from being taken over by terrorist organizations again. Yes, even for 100 years.
He's not the best politician out there, but the narrow choices given in this election force us to choose him if we don't want the country in political ruin by an inexperienced Illinois senator.
There aren't any real good candidates in this election, but John McCain seems best out of the bunch. I'll vote for him.
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name for a person who cuts other guys grass, someone who likes to make a move on another guys girl and feels no guilt for his actions
that piece of shit John Deere can eat my shit
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the funniest fucking man on the planet.
Jon Stewart is what makes the news worth watching.
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