milk man family

the milk man family consists of seven holy people.

first, we have the one and only god father milk man. he is our only father and saviour. father is our religion.

next, we have the only real birthed child, elena. she goes by the name sebha, sebhoe, yOon, megan’s gf, and sophia’s waipoo. she’s very eDgY and introverted1!!1!
nicolette is the next family member. nicolette goes by nico, nichOe, nicotine, nico nico nii, and evian’s gf. she is known to be the 4th adopted child. she loves her boyfriend evian very much.

megan, who also goes by rat, megumin, pet rat, weeb, saucegay hater,cookimegi is the 2nd adopted child. she is elena’s pet rat and a tik tok e-girl god. even though megumin is tall, she’s actually a loli.

pierce, the 3rd adopted child, goes by the name noah, noha, nohoe, or gay fortnite memer. he loves evian a lot but evian only likes nico. he’s also a very anti-social furry.

evian, the 5th adopted child. his real name is ivaN? (i acc forgot how it’s spelt). he loves his girlfriend nico very very much
jason. jason is. interesting.

those are all the godly milk man family members so far

omg i wish i was in the milk man family!

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grandpa pass the milk

When an old man is having sex with many different old women and so the milk means semen and grandpa refers to old man.

Grandpa pass the milk into me, cause i'm not getting any younger!

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Pop a Chocky milk

Makes the pain go away 💔 chocolate milk always helps

My gf broke up with me yesterday so imma pop a chocky milk to make the pain go away 🔪❤️

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Putting the milk in first

This is an act mainly done by intellectuals. Putting the milk in first makes SURE that the cereal doesn't get soggy and anyone who puts the cereal in first should be shot, executed and then tortured beyond belief

Person: Oh hey dude what happened?
Intellectual: Just saw some fucking DEMON putting the cereal in first
Intellectual 2: Yeah putting the milk in first in the proper way to do it

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Land of Milk and Honey

(Hebrew)Biblical reference referring to plentiful resources.

-- More commonly known as the age when a man can be sexually promiscuous with women of all ages.

"I just turned 18 bro!

Shit, you're livin in the land of milk and honey"

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Tit Milk Supreme

1. A common greeting used between teenagers in Wisconsin

2. A phrase used out of rage

1. Reese: Yo, Tit milk supreme.
Joe: Whats up.

2. Kid dies in MW3
Kid: TIT MILK SUPREME!!!

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Milk before cereal

The way lunatics from New Jersey think is the proper cereal etiquette

"Did you hear that lunatic Cal-dog does milk before cereal?"

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