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Gladful cookie

The Gladful cookie serve has carbs less than half a banana, protein equal to an egg and fiber equal to one carrot. All made with unrefined cane sugar and baked with whole wheat. Basically, it’s the cookie of our dreams and a snack that’s going to break the internet. Moms are calling it the best invention since the baby pacifier. Grand moms are saying there is finally a healthy snack which doesn’t taste like straw. Some have finished the cookie jar before the kids finished their online class. Basically the magic cannot be explain.

I’m skipping the eggs today as I got Gladful cookies in my lunchbox

by Moms of Gladful December 3, 2021


Cookie Puddle

To have multiple men inject their thick creamy man glue into a woman’s hoohah

“I heard that the football team had a big sopping cookie puddle with that hoe Chelsea

by That hoe Chelsea August 7, 2021


Smooshy Cookie

When a group of guys stand in a circle, ejaculate on a cookie and the guy who cums last has to eat the cookie that was ejaculated on.

we are going to make a smooshy cookie.

by Red Wench April 3, 2009


Cookie Purse

The lower fupa (upper front pussy) of a girls stomach from giving birth to humans…. or alcohol.

Hey John…. Did you see that Cookie Purse on Jackie? It’s been a while since I’ve seen her. 😬

by Cahlheim September 9, 2021


Squishy Cookie

In the act of 69-ing (a sex position) the partner on top, lifts their ass and shits on the partner below.

You made front hole so happy, back hole gives you squishy cookie.

by Anallover4000 May 20, 2019


squishy cookie

a definitive time for the word vagina

I liked her in the squishy cookie.

by Person O'random January 20, 2016


carnival cookie

When a clown defecates onto the chest of a 'victim'.

Yesterday at the county fair, i totally got a carnival cookie

by the wankstain February 5, 2010