kick the fire hydrant

the game of kicking a fire hydrant

step 1.) go outside and locate a fire hydrant
step 2.) kick the fire hydrant
step 3.) repeat step 2 until satisfied

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utah fire hydrant

the act of putting icy hot on your penis and at first it feels like its on fire then the icy part kicks in and its the best feeling in the world.

tessa gave brek a utah fire hydrant

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Firing on all cylinders

To sneeze, poop, and urinate all at once on the toilet.

Dave: Man Paul, you in the bathroom for a long time.
Paul: Yeah, I was Firing on all cylinders.

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california forest fire

stick a cigar in a girls pussy anal fuck her then put her on fire pubes out with cum but she cant drop it

dude your sister couldnt handle the california forest fire and she lost her pubbs my bad

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Your Fired

To lose a job permanently. 2). Your fired - also is another way to call someone a idiot or moron.

I will pay 50 dollars to wash the car, why did you wash the car with acid. Your Fired!

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hell-fire

Noun

1. A quality of sexual attraction to someone despite their behavior being categorized as catty, arrogant, rude, mischievous, or in some other way malicious.

2. An object of usually sexual desire that is too emotionally compromising to interact with.

Paul: "Dude, your ex is hell-fire."
Mike: "It's her legs that get me."
Paul: "Damn straight."

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california fire hose

when hot sause is inserted into a girls vagina. When she screams it burns, you then begin to urinate into the vagina, to help the burn from the hot sause

GUY 1 - dude, i gave that girl a california fire hose.
GUY 2 - righto!

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