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Wifi Money Ghost

A young person typically between the ages of 18-22 who amassed a large amount of wealth through the internet anonymously in a very quick fashion. Wifi money ghosts report feeling empty inside and extreme loneliness due to not being able to relate to their peers and not being able to go through the typical human cycle of struggle. This, combined with the fact that they have no real adult responsibilities or things to worry about drives them to near insanity. The nature of money and human greed leads them to not be able to talk to anyone about their true struggles. All of these factors combined sends them into an extreme negative spiral. It is the exact task of the wifi money ghost to escape this extreme negative spiral, thus restoring the karmic balances and proving to God he is worthy. For this negative spiral was his struggle.

Wait you made 7 figures off of crypto?
Yea
Dude you're only 18 wtf I'd kill to be in your position

Idk, I always feel empty inside, I also have zero friends. Just don't know what to do with my life
Bro you're a wifi money ghost

by 0xRage September 27, 2023


Do Hard Money

Do Hard Money is a loan and private money lender that provides short-term funding for real estate investors.

Real Estate Investor 1: I'm looking into flipping a home but don't have enough money to do it.

Real Estate Investor 2: Hey man have you heard of Do Hard Money?

Real Estate Investor 1: No, I haven't.

Real Estate Investor 2: So, they can hook you up with a hard money loan if you really want to flip this house.

by Gary Vee May 13, 2019


John Money

A boogeyman name the right always drops in an attempt to invalidate trans research, while ignoring that John Money agreed with them and thought people could be turned trans, believing it to be a social phenomenon out of control. In short, right-wingers agree with John Money and his outdated views.

Pro-tip: namedropping is NOT an argument! Confront what's addressed instead of being a nuisance. And btw, Ray Blanchard is a fraud and he forgot to properly control against cis women in his attempts to prove his AGP rubbish.

Biologist: "Contemporary research has left us with vast amounts of empirical evidence that corroborate a biological stratification between the two concepts of sex and gender. This has resulted in us bettering our understanding of said phenomena and falsification of the flawed Blanchardian typology, and so on, so forth."

Matt Walsh: "Ok but there was a guy called John Money and he made lots of money and he was a SEXOLOGIST. JOHN MONEY, PEOPLE. JOHN MONEY BAD"

Dumbass: "This guy is perfectly sane and so smart! More people should be like Matt Walsh! Rage against the reptile lizard globalist regime! By the way, they're putting fluorine in the water!"

Wojak below is a perfect representation of a seething right-winger (e.g. Matt Walsh) having to resort to namedropping John Money to fearmonger because he has no valid argument.

by AgainstTransHate September 24, 2024

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Money honey

Women who gravitate to men who are celebrities, rich athletes, CEOs or heads of state. They differ from baller babes in that they consider themselves classier and may be professionals themselves, but make no mistake, they are just as thirsty for rich men as the baller babes. baller babes, rich, wealthy, baller, ballin out, rapper rich, businessman, CEO, escort

I see the new CEO didn't stay single for long. He's got a new money honey on his arm looking to become the next Mrs. Jones.

by joecoolthefool December 6, 2015


Money Mark in a Money Truck

When you really got in going on, then you got it going on like Money Mark in a Money Truck

Yo, I ran into Ruben the other day, new job, new car, new suit, fine girl with him, he had it going on like Money Mark in a Money Truck!

by earcher5 March 16, 2011


Nerd Money

The amount you put aside to go to comic-cons and buy nerdy shit.

I'm going to take my nerd money to the comic-con today.

by pablowisdom September 20, 2016


money wall

As per Canadian tradition , rich ass Canadian roofers dip their colored currency in Maple Syrup prior to sticking it to a designated wall in their dwelling , dubbed the "Money Wall". Usually celebrated with a large bag of homogenized milk after every sticky deposit.

I hear Nvidia just launched a new Titan powered by the tears of AMD peasants , quickly scrape off the money wall and lets head to the computer store.

by Milkman Masser September 10, 2015