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Real life Cold Call

A fun game to play with your friends. The goal is to tap an unsuspecting person on the shoulder or pull on their bag. When they turn around, you say a generic cold call.

Person one: "hey bro. Watch this."

Person two: "Alright."

*Person two pulls on a bystanders bag*

Person three: "huh?"

Person one: "have you or a loved one been misdiagnosed with mesothelioma? If so, you may be entitled to financial compensation."

Person two: "classic. You just pulled a Real life cold call."

by Bigjuicytatas June 15, 2017


Real McCoy

The Real McCoy. A term used by influential people when they meet a non- influential person and discovers within a few minutes that this person is Real, as in should be very influential and if given the opportunity should be rewarded as such. Qualifies as an elite.

I attended a job interview, and the first question the Managing Director asks is, " Where would you like to be in this company in the next five years". A very quick reply from Brian was, " Sitting on the other side of this desk". The M.D. replied, " Mate, your the Real McCoy, when do you want to start".

by Brian Young June 22, 2023


Updates in real-time

The characterological template? It does that too! I do it manually. And I'm not going to stop being brilliant any time soon barring some unforeseen catastrophe.

Hym "And, like the collective dialogue, it updates in real-time. But whereas the collective dialogue is like ONE water molecule freezing... This is like MANY water molecules freezing. An individual-collective dialogue! With more water molecules being added to the collection daily."

by Hym Iam August 22, 2023


not for real

Not really or not at all.

Like, "Dam Girl, are your legs tired?"
"Not for real," replies girl.

by Gurli812 November 23, 2022


Real titan

A REAL TITAN isn't some bs AOT "Titan", they're cool fucking robots in the best games ever: TITANFALL 1 AND 2

STAND BY FOR TITANFALL
Pilot, your Titan is ready to be deployed
Monarch is such a good titan
What's an AOT? A Titan? *turns you around* This is a REAL TITAN, mate.

by DeadlyDozer April 19, 2024


Real estate

An authoritative source that is not on your side.

Real estate experts/people involved in real estate want to tell peole what to do and how to do it, but also pretend to be one of them.

by The Original Agahnim June 4, 2021


Real estate

A crisis makes a lot of people a lot of money. You would think people looking to make money in real estate would want a crisis to go on for a while, to get more and more people paranoid enough to buy houses spaced a half mile apart somewhere.

The virus crisis is something people involved in real estate love, but it's going to fuck traffic up in areas that were once out in the country for everyone else, including the people moving out to these areas from densely crowded cities.

by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020