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A person who defends the 2’nd Amendment and our right to bear arms on Facebook, Twitter and any other commonly accepted social media- yet refuses to be active in real world activities or meaningful efforts to defend Americans from tyranny.
Dude 1: Hey Anthony, you see how Winston posted all those “freedom isn’t free” and “don’t tread on my 2A” pics on his Facebook page?
Dude 2: “Yea Nick, but he never shows up for a rally at the statehouse! Talk about a Social Media Patriot...”
“Social Bedtime” when you tell everyone that you’re going to sleep for the evening therefore you’ve finished interacting by text, phone, and social media for that particular day. If, by chance, they happen to see you “online” after you’ve announced your social bedtime it would be improper etiquette for them to then comment or contact via those various social media outlets.
It’s been a long day and as it’s my social bedtime I’ll catch up with you later!
When you are out with your mask on, keeping a safe two metre distance and see Covid19 rule breakers everywhere.
Hey where is your visor?? That's not very social distancy is it???
Karen tried to high five me before, I said "Karen, that's not very social distancy, elbow bump woman!"
Secondhand socialize: Wanting to be around people, but only able to do so through social media.
“Dude, this quarantine sucks. All I do is sit in bed, get fat, and secondhand socialize.”
What most people, including me, don't have. Due to an increase in the amount of people using the Internet, that's to be expected of human society.
Bob: Do you have any social skills?
Alex: No, just like you and the other 99.99999% of the human population.
The process of advancing yourself through clever, social engineering techniques, also known as "ass kissing" or "sucking up to someone"
Jim must have really performed some phenomenal social fellatio on his superiors to land his promotion. That guy doesn't know his ass from his elbow!