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A common typo that is made when one attempts to type, "One sec"
My mom is calling.
one sex
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crumbs left in the bed after intercourse, dried up lube left in the form of little crumblie bits in the bed.
after a long hard night a boning and many tubes of KY later, there were loads of sex crumbs in the bed.
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Sex activities between two women
After Amy had fucked Bella hard they switched positions and Amy inched off her wet thong.
Amy opened her legs wide and told Bella that she was quite tight Bella replied “oh I’ll change that mommy” and giggled. Bella began to eat her out and tongue fucked her for over 10 minutes. Amy moaned much and Bella giggled “you’ll be moaning so hard when I’m finished with you moma” Amy widened her legs even more and Bella put a finger in her and Amy gasped. Bella shoved another up her pussy hole and moved them around inside of her. Amy moaned so much “ahh ohh ugh harder be- uhh harder” Bella slowly inserted a third finger into her tight pussy and Amy screamed. Bella then began to eat all of her sweet cum up and violently licked her clit back and fourth. Amy screeched out “ if your gonna go this far in FINISH ME OF MAMA” and Bella took the 17” dildo and pushed the cock slowly into the her she managed half of the plastic and then Amy was out of breath moaning for her to stop “please no more I can’t ughhh ohhh baby no” then Bella smiled and shoved the cock so far into her there was only an inch left and her cum was starting to slip all out of her. Bella put her mouth under her Vagina to let it drip into her mouth and left the dildo far in her lush pussy. Finally Bella took her hands on the dildo and pushed the last inch into her. Amy screamed so loud the whole block would have heard her. Bella very slowly pulled the cock out of her and licked up all of her juices
Best lesbian sex ever
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Safe sex is in the palm of your hand.
Masturbate you idiot if your that concerned about STD's or pregnancy. Its the safest safe sex you'll ever have
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A board game played with the normal Scrabble board and pieces. The rules are that you can only spell sex related words.
We grew tired of regular Scrabble and wanted to spice things up, so we decided to play Sex Scrabble.
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making moaning noises during sex or oral or masturbating.
sex moans include: OHHHHH YEAH BABY HARDER. YESYESYESYESYES ARRRRRRGHH. UHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHHHAAHH FASTER. CMON BABE FUCK ME MAKE ME CUM AND SCREAM I WANT YOU SOOO BAD UUH UUH UUH UUH IM SOO HORNY!!! UHUH AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH IM GUNA CUM, AAAAHHHHHGGRGHAGGHH IM CUMMING -- this made me horny writing this!
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The purpose of sex ninjas is to flip out and have sex without you knowing.
Then the sex ninjas flipped out and had almighty flying wall to wall sex while Kieth sat in his room, unaware.
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