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All saints is a school full of trampy boys that cannot dress probably wearing jack ups And Sertain girls other there are holy wearing long ass skirts but the rest are opening their poom poom to give to the boys which is why the boys smell of tuna
All saints school: Trampy boys, tuna poom poom (sertain girls(
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The kid in drafting class who takes everything seriously, while the rest of the class sits back and plays on the computer.
"did you see joe in anders class?"
"yeah, he is a real Drafting All-Star"
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All blowed out -
Definitions include: the feeling when you take a huge dump and your anus is stretched.
When I came out of the restroom I was all blowed out
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During a difficult moment in time (usually economic unrest, personal issues, pledging for a fraternity, etc), it is known that Wells Fargo survives most economic downturns far better than other banks due to their stringent traditional practices.
Ted: Man, my girlfriend just broke up with me.
John: Its okay man, Alls Wells In Fargo...
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it's when you work your ass off and you're dead inside, feeling like a walking corpse and you still somehow fail miserably at everything you do
Hey man, I studied my ass of for two weeks for that exam we took on Tuesday.
He handed it back and I got a 46/100. All pain, no gains.
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The month where you realize through Must Meditate March that the meaning of life is to have sex and assert dominance in which you try to fuck as many girls as possible throughout the month of April.
(Arpil 1)
person 1: So how's the meditating been going?
person 2: Well, the universe told me that my next step is to fuck as many girls as possible for All Alpha April. I already had sex with 3 chicks today
person 1: Ok? Well don't start having sex with my gf now. She's off limits
person 2: Oh I already have >:)
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If a guy is very light and skinny but still has a hot girlfriend
A: wow did you see jimmy, he lost more wheight
B: jeah he's all dick now
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