The glans penis, particularly one of a deep red colour.
Bashing the bishop? More like chafing the cardinal’s hat
figure of speech/phrase
Serious, deadset, no joke.
"Fuck off. If you can fit in to a microwave and shut the door, I'll eat me hat"
(eat) (me) (hat)
A vape, a term mostly used when you feining hella
“do you have a vintage hat in your car”
A hat girls use the vomit into to loose weight typically stored in the back of a closet
Emily why are you so sad did your mom find your vomit hat?
Sitting on the toilet and get in 3 different things, like dumping sperm in the toilet, urinating over it and shit on it. Or a menstrual loaf, urinating over it and shit on it.
I accomplished a toilet hat-trick this morning, after dumping some sperm in the toilet I pissed over it and shat on it!
When two women wear hats shaped like penises
Jen and Jamie thought they were being funny by toad hatting at work, now they just look like a couple of dicks.