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cardinal’s hat

The glans penis, particularly one of a deep red colour.

Bashing the bishop? More like chafing the cardinal’s hat

by Exkingzog January 26, 2020


I'll eat me hat

figure of speech/phrase

Serious, deadset, no joke.

"Fuck off. If you can fit in to a microwave and shut the door, I'll eat me hat"

(eat) (me) (hat)

by LJS43CC311217 December 31, 2018


Vintage Hat

A vape, a term mostly used when you feining hella

do you have a vintage hat in your car

by Mattchew B 69420 December 27, 2022


cat in the hat mug

kilogram.

hey cat in the hat mug, oops i meant kilogram

by lexi014201 April 14, 2021


Vomit hat

A hat girls use the vomit into to loose weight typically stored in the back of a closet

Emily why are you so sad did your mom find your vomit hat?

by Poopsock king December 28, 2021


toilet hat-trick

Sitting on the toilet and get in 3 different things, like dumping sperm in the toilet, urinating over it and shit on it. Or a menstrual loaf, urinating over it and shit on it.

I accomplished a toilet hat-trick this morning, after dumping some sperm in the toilet I pissed over it and shat on it!

by SpunkSkunk November 1, 2017


Toad hatting

When two women wear hats shaped like penises

Jen and Jamie thought they were being funny by toad hatting at work, now they just look like a couple of dicks.

by Paul Sanchez July 30, 2015