The longest and most powerful dick in the universe
Guy. Yo have you seen “shaggy’s dick?”
Girl. YeAh mAn it’s inside me
Guy. Ur my gf tho
A smaller, skinny penis that is less filling that your average cock.
I let him rail me from behind last night but he had a diet dick so it was rather disappointing.
When you forget to bookmark some great porn and don't remember the title of the video and don't know any of the models' names, you have to go searching for it in an endless sea of porn.
I'm so frustrated! I spent all afternoon moby dicking to no avail.
An insult similar to "go f**k yourself" originally designed by Evan
I hope you die on a dick you worthless pice of s**t!
yep. just a canadian gas pumper from regina with the goddam most unfortunate name(besides phillip ennis or fred you(p. ennis and f. you)
boberto: yo dood check dat sign out
jamal #497071: bruh dick assman is here lol bad name
When a person is on the dance floor moving around like they are picking dicks out of the air
Will someone go tell Dennis to stop dick picken it's embarrassing
Getting your fuck on ...all night long.
"Hey handsome, want to leave this bar and take me to the dick parade?"