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trainwreck of busted assholes

A perfect series of events that goes off the rails and present a trainwreck of busted assholes.

Steve gave his presentation on more breaks during work with the supervisors and it went over like a trainwreck of busted assholes.

by ex_lax70 April 18, 2021


Mythical asshole

The act of an individual being an asshole- but it's difficult to prove or to provide proof. He said she said situations usually constitute one as a mythical asshole. Typically this phrasing is acknowledge with x-husbands, shitty boyfriends & narcissistic bosses.

I couldn't get through to Troy during our conversation- I don't know why, but he was being a complete mythical asshole.

by Nerdymama August 8, 2015


My asshole is green

You ass hole is blue

Ah shit My asshole is green

again can’t sit for a week

by Digbivk6969 November 14, 2019


Dont be an Asshole

Dont be an Asshole

Dont be an Asshole, read the Content Regulations Dumbass.

by InterestingMeanings November 17, 2021


Eyes bigger than my asshole

Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.

This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys

I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.

by Sleepyyykty July 5, 2024


proactive asshole

1. Someone who wishes to be a smartass that no one wants to acknowledge
2. Someone when given an important task wants to be fussy and give you a lot of attitude
3. Most politicians when they start talking

Becky, I don't need you to be a proactive asshole. Please just take the trash out.

When Senator Peachfuzz started talking to the crowd, there was a groan from the audience. One person said: "Well at least he's being a proactive asshole about it and just piss everybody off and one time.

by Sigma Rigel August 8, 2022


PRIME ASSHOLE

Somebody who keeps asking you, " is that a PRIME NUMBER?

Where EVER that ASSHOLE moves that ASSHOLE STICKS with them.

An ASSHOLE that deserves a SLING TRAIN of at least FIVE.

You are such a PRIME ASSHOLE as being so PERFECT PRIME as it never adds up that it still be a PRIME NUMBER so stop asking , " is that PRIME"?

Obviously that PRIME ASSHOLE has moved and of course their PRIME ASSHOLE goes with them.

Next time you get on that SLING the PRIME ASSHOLE is going to get trained

by NEW BISEXUALITY April 19, 2021