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Someone who thinks they're cool because they are in jrotc
Hey shut up you full bird fuckboy
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When your making out with a girl then you throw up in her mouth
Girl: I don't feel to good.
Guy: Let's try Japanese bird eating
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A kick-ass bird. The male has been known to stalk his mate.
Clack, clack, clack went the Superb Bird of Paradise, while the female screeched.
STOP FOLLWING ME YOU PERVERTED STALKER! D<
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When u are in a rush and u fill the kitchen sink and splash water on your vagina and poodie hole
Jen was running late so she took a delco bird bath to save time!
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Emily is a crazy gal that goes to a catholic school and annoys the shit out of her friends and try’s to kill them , she loves hockey and loves sammy boys 😍😍 she loves using !👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽 With her best friend kelsey she likes to bully people alot
Nate: wow emily is so funny but she shoved me into the lockers
Maggie: wow I hate emily why am I friends w her
Kelsey : 👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽 HEY SAMMY BAE😍
Sam: wow big bird emily is so hot yumm
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When you give a blowjob to a guy and when he cums catch his semen in your mouth, And punch him in the nuts. When he yells spit the cum back in his mouth.
Why'd you break up with chelsea?
She got mad at me so she gave me an Angry Baby Bird.
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the act of oral intercourse with a young hot woman and her much less hotter mom that is not quite a MIlF but has a deep and croaky voice from a lifetime of smoking
guy 1- dude I had a tallahassee bird feeder last night
guy 2- bro how did you manage that?
guy 1- I suduced the daughter, and the old bitch just wanted the attention
guy 2- nice
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