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Every first Monday of December lapdances should be distributed freely throughout America by everyone
Johnny was in a chair and was given a lap dance on the first Monday of December by Jessie on national lap dance day
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Exclaiming Jesus and invoking his name in such a way, that it seems like a diplomatic approach.
Jesus tap dancing christ Martha ! Bertha just had twins, and they have 2 right feet.
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A reason to shout out this word is..To be in utter Dismay, to see something so insanely intense, You'll shit bricks for a week, Handicapping you to walk like you have a dildo shoved up your ass.
Warning: Saying this word may cause you to tap dance uncontrollably, like how Bill Cosby says "God Dammit!", or "Jesus Christ!", even as much as how he slurs his speech, which sounds like he has a dildo shoved down his throat.
Little Sally: Hiya Little Billy!
Little Billy: Hey Sally!
*Sally gets Orbital nuked, while being eaten by the Kool-Aid Man*
Little Billy: Holy Jesus Tap Dancing Christ!
*Billy shits bricks, Tap-Dances home with dildo shoved up his ass, and tells parents about what happened to Sally which then causes a 'Brick-Shitting Chain Reaction*
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A crazy type of dancing that only comes out of a person when they are drunk.
Although, there is no specific style of liquid dancing (because everyone's style is unique) liquid dancing is unmistakable.
An offshoot of liquid courage.
Rule of Thumb: The more shy the person is the more hilarious their liquid dancing will be.
Place of Origin: Athens, Greece: Spirit
"You ready for some liquid-dancing tonight! I'm gonna get smashed!"
"You were definitively liquid-dancing last night!"
"What the hell is she doing? She must be liquid Dancing."
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Lethal Shower Dancing aka LSD is when you are taking a shower and you bust out outlandish dance moves.
Paul woke up super early so he could do some lethal shower dancing (LSD) before he got ready to go to Mondo for work.
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The main motivation for the girls' night out. The group of girls will get dressed up, go out to a club, and dance together. The group does not go out with any hope or expectation of meeting guys. Rather, the group goes out only to dance by themselves, and not meet any guys.
Also, this may be used as a justification for girls who go out and do not meet or dance with guys at the club.
This idea of a group of girls getting sexified to go out and "just dance," without meeting or dancing with any guys, is about as crazy as wanting to “just swim” in a river filled with piranhas.
Guy: Why don’t you girls go hit on some dudes?
Girls: We just want to dance!
Guy: You girls having a hard time meeting dudes?
Girls: It's a girls' night out, we just want to dance!
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When both of your uncles put you on the spitroast.
I dread the holidays because i have to do the South Dakota Square Dance
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