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After the course of the night filled with drugs and alcohol. You experience ED when it counts. Rather then quit and leave your woman unsatisfied. You finish the job with your fingers.
OMG! How could this happen? Time for the pump fake plow
When your mom told you to go to sleep hours ago, but you decided you would stay up and play video games and you hear her coming down the hall, so you put everything down and act asleep. You wait until you hear the door open and shut to start moving again. But, surprise, surprise, she shut the door, and stayed inside your room, and caught you red handed.
Man, I'm sorry you had to hear me scream while my mom beat my ass last night, but she did that "fake door close" on me.
A person who acts like a real friend but in the end he is a lying sack of shit with a tiny penis. Who gags on dick for a loving
Michael is a fake niggah
On the rare occasion when a male is unable to achieve climax during sex he must carefully preform a fake splooge. To properly execute a fake splooge you flip the girl on her stomach, immediately increasing thrust speed while feigning excitement. After approximately 20 seconds at maximum thrust speed, the male withdraws completely from the vagina, utters a deep, guttural groan, hocks an ample loogie on to his unsuspecting partners bare buttocks thus successfully executing a fake splooge.
“After hammering my secretary at work this morning, I went to lunch with my wife. She demanded a quickie in the bathroom, I had no choice but to fake splooge”
Also known as fimbs} its a off brand winter boot that mimics the Timberland style
"those timbs look fire"
" nah man, they Fake Timbs
Cheap Fake (noun):
1) A low-quality, easily-discernible fake video or image that is deliberately created or manipulated to appear authentic, often used as a cheap tactic to discredit or delegitimize genuine media content.
2) Cheap Fake 'Accusation'): A tactic used in political campaigns or public discourse where an unedited video is falsely labeled as a deep fake by the opposing side in an attempt to discredit its authenticity and undermine its impact on public opinion.
Submitted By: Lance Migliaccio 'The Big Mig Show’
Despite the opposing campaign's attempts to dismiss the video as a cheap•fake, experts confirmed that the footage of Sleepy Joe Biden was authentic, revealing his controversial remarks and sparking a heated debate among voters.
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Bitch who comments the same thing on everyone's instagram photos. Can also be used to describe someone who uses instagram to hide how boring their life actually is.
Girl 1: At the lake with my fam!
Girl 2: You are seriously goals
Girl 1: Shut up, you insta fake.