jakes are swag. all cute and humour. u won’t catch Marty Mcfly with a Jake around. make sure to get a bf or friend called jake because u won’t regret it ;)
*and don’t be fooled by the bad rep j names have, they’re the sweetest, truly
that typa swag can only come from a jake
A tall, 6'3" man, with a nice girl that is very nice <3
He is very cool and will break down in the middle of a religion class if you say mean things
He will start to shake everytime he says something nice to a girl that he's never said before. Treat him well.
Jake is so cool!
An asshole who smokes and thinks he’s better than everyone else. He has brown possibly curly hair and thinks he is tough. He is a f-boy. He gets with girls for nudes.
Hey look it’s Jake *avoids him*
jake is a loving person. he is absolutely hilarious. he sometimes can talk to other girls more than his girlfriend but the rest of the time he’s loyal. he has some haters but mostly friends. he has blond hair and blue eyes and is short. he has one girl always head over heels for him. overall jake is the best
omg jake is making that girl blush
Person 1: "Capitalism is unsustainable and should be replaced"
Person 2: Thats such a Jake thing to say
Jake is ussually a midget which always loves cheese everyone loves him when he askes for food when he gets mad u bettter he will bite you with a force of a cat
Dick1: jake why your so short.
Jake:imma bite your knees bitch