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And ugly rat that gets no bitches and has tiny penis
U don’t wanna be called max ew
An idiot in my math class that somehow hasn’t gotten kicked out of our school
Max
someone with a monster truck cock and good in bed everyone goes hard when they see him
oh god I'm going hard because of max
Max is wonderful. A max is often a cat. Most likely a black or a white cat. You like max or hate max. Hes often smarter than you think And hes REALLY cute. He is really nice but if you annoy him he will be REALLY angry.
Friend: Awww, so cute cat!
You: Yeah!
Friend: Is his name max?
A big dick daddy whose genitalia is so immense it needs to be rolled up at night for fear of astrification. Can pull any girl, or boy, or anything in between. Even though he’s a diabetic his athleticism is off the charts leading him to the comparison of Kobe Bryant. He’s basically the perfect human
Girl 1: yo, is that nigga a max
Girl 2: idk, why
Guy 1: because I have a strong urge to sleep with him
Max: you’re both invited if you want
Too stinky for his own good. He would instead make out with a rat than with his cousin. Has a great fear of an alligator biting his toes. Thinks he's big but really only has one ball.
Wow that max really only has one ball.