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Purple Penis

The superhero alter-ego of the character Cat in the Newgrounds Flash series Retarded Animal Babies Episode 4: Stupor Heroes, animated by David C. Lovelace. He has the 'power to penetrate mighty fortresses', though he 'prefers shaved fortresses.' See also: Infinity Lad, Bruce Willis-Man,Satan Man, the Fucking Fucker, and the Triple-D Triplets.

Cat: I'm the Purple Penis! I penetrate mighty fortresses, and sometimes hairy ones!

Puppy: No, I called Purple Penis!

Cat: No, you said you were going to be the Green Penis.

Bunny: Green Penis? Eeeewwww!

by aka_Pyro September 27, 2007


penis eater

a derogatory term or insult used to imply that someone sucks on dick for pleasure

"you are such a penis eater"

by ron weasely April 12, 2006


penis poop

when a guy sticks his penis in his girls anal hole and takes it out and is coverd in poo

man i had sex with my girl and got straight penis poop

by brady cramer February 23, 2005


Penis Pop

A ice cream or popsicle in a round container with a plastic bottom you push up to get more in your mouth. Often used as practice for blow-jobs.

Person 1: Have you ever given a blow job before?

Person 2: No, I'm so nervous. I want to give Steven one.

Person 1: Try it out on a penis pop.

by Emla Alme May 18, 2009


Cock Penis

The highest rank of a male sex organ.
Usually used to describe big ones, or someone who knows how to use it well.

"That dude has a Cock Penis!"

by SpiritBoy February 09, 2009


mini penis

Aka the cliterious.

Natem: Dude, did you suck Jessica's mini penis? Steve: NO DUDE STOP CALLING IT THAT.
Nate: That mini penis was delicious!

by scooby_snacks_nate September 10, 2008


America's Penis

a horrible state also known as Florida

Disney Land is located in America's Penis.

by cheche100notstupid October 07, 2016