An woman's va-jay-jay. As in "old" "overused"
Don't mess with shaquanda, she's got a rusty cat.
A bird who won’t take it up the arse
She wouldn’t let blast her rusty back box
When you go down to give head on a man or a woman and there’s poop on the gooch area
Him: Yo idk if this girl knows how to wipe I went to go eat her out and I got my tongue hit a Rusty Middletown
Her: I was blowing Steve and when I went to suck his balls I noticed he had a Rusty Middletown
Noun: a tant with a rusty brown hue compared to the rest of the surrounding genital skin.
Adjective: That fucker had a rusty tant
An ugly guy with red hair and freckles whos crutch would most probably be needing Rp7
Not to be confused with the rusty trombone or rusty bagpipe, the rusty fluegelhorn is a more esoteric sexual performance which requires coordination and dexterity due to the physical condition of the recipient.
First and most importantly, remove the recipients colostomy bag. Insert fingers or stimulating implement of choice into the anus. The free hand fondles the genitals. The mouth and tongue is then used to provide cunnilingus to the stoma hole for the sexual wind instrument effect.
"Hey Johno, what you up to this weekend?"
"I'm off busking in Barrow-In-Furness on Saturday. Clinging's gone and got himself a stoma so we've upgraded our act from the Rusty Trombone to a Rusty Fluegelhorn. We'll be playing Ibiza classics by the statue on Portland Walk."
When you're getting a lap dance and they leave a skid mark
"I was at the Pink Udder last night and got a Rusty Lap Dance! I still can't get the stain out."