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Being sexually offended is someone assuming your sexuality by talking about it and you getting offended when you don’t want someone to mention it.
“You’re so confused about your sexuality.”
“No, I’m not.”
“Stop getting so sexually offended!”
Complete Sexuality is a modern version of sexuality categorization. It factors in gender preference and lineage preference (sexual orientation and genetic attraction, respectively).
Gender Pref: (culminate through same-sex marriage legal fight)
1) Heterosexual
2) Bisexual
3) Homosexual
Lineage Pref: (Culminate through same-lineage marriage legal fight)
1) Outcestosexual
2) Bicestosexual
3) Incestosexual
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Person 1: I have my complete sexuality. I'm heterosexual and outcestosexual. I also joined the Incest-Outcest Alliance club at my school to show solidarity.
aka. P.A.S.P.; When an individual is only sexually attracted to people of the same political identity as they are
Joana is a Democrat who has a politically aligned sexual preference; meaning she is only sexually attracted to people who also identify as being democrats.
The overall financial, social, commercial, and (sometimes) medical systems that support your pursuit of, and engagement in sexual activities.
Systems include, but are not limited to: ATM machines (for emergency 2:00 AM cash withdrawals), online hotel reservations, all-inclusive resorts, bottle service, taxis, your friend's place (because let's face it: yours is crappy), and your Mom.
Example framework -
Him: Hey sweetie, its been a while since we've insert sex-related activity here.
Her: Yeah, because you're a cheap-ass and we haven't leverage one or many supporting institutions from the sexual infrastructure in a while.
Concrete Example:
Him: Hey sweetie, its been a while since we've had a threesome with your secretary. What gives?
Her: Yeah, because you're a cheap-ass and we haven't taken a crazy Vegas weekend in over 5 years!
the act of feeling strong sexual feelings for an among us character
Person 1: "H...hey.. can i t...tell you s...something..?"
Person 2: "Sure, whats up?"
Person 1: "I... I think i...im amongus sexual.... >////<"
Person 2: "What the hell."
person 1: what did you just say?
person 2: im woo sexual baby woo back baby woo backkk
When you are in love with a stupid person
Guy-hey want to maybe go on a date?
Me-no iam stupid sexual
Guy-what does that mean?
Me-iam attracted to stupid people