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Slang for "I need to go pee", slang for urination
"Hey Bob, hold my spot for me, I've got to go Pay the Water Bill."
'OK Jim, will do"
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When a man or woman is on the receiving end of an orgasm (female ejaculation) and it nearly drowns them.
Queening and squirting, while the receiver cannot move.
My Queen sat on my face and orgasmed so much, it felt like she was squirt water boarding me!
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Its easy okey , i will teach u how to drink water with hand .Pour some water to the cup , mug , bowl and other . Grab taht cup with your hand okey and move that cup to your lips . after finishing placing the tip of the cup on the lips. you need to raise your hands up, make sure the water in the cup goes into your mouth. drink slowly. how do we drink water
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When a water polo player has not played in X number of months and longs to play again.
James aren't you playing baseball?
Yeah but it's not the same feeling as when I play polo. I must be going through a water polo depression
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An Italian-American Mafia expression for the first time you kill someone.
He put his hand in cold water. Really, how did he do it? He beat da kid to death wit a 2x4!!!
ice kill get rid of whack
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similar to "tall, dark, and handsome", if you are a tall glass of water, you are a tall guy who is a good catch, i.e. a goodlooking bachelor
Girl: Wow, would ya check him out? His deep voice is so sexxxyyyyy, and he plays tennis, AND he loves kids! Now that's a tall glass of water if I ever saw one!
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As men get older, what happens when they go to the bathroom
"Hey, Gramps. Do your balls hit the water when you take a shit?
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