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While ass fucking your woman, you bump into a turd but continue fucking.
My girlfriend was trying to pinch off a loaf, but my anaconda kept pushing it back up. This is receiving a Chocolate Push Up.
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Noun, used to describe a distended rectal cavity, where upon the unlucky subject has 'an accident' and shit themselves unmercifully. The result, sadly, is a bright red bulge that has poo all over it. Hence, chocolate-covered strawberry.
"Did you see that Chad took off on another holiday and left us in a lurch?"
"That chach. What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to make him eat a Chocolate covered Strawberry. Then we'll be Even Steven."
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n. poop.
Excuse me, I have to go bake a chocolate ass cake...
Uh oh. I have some chocolate ass cakes burning in the oven.
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A term used throughout the American south to refer to diarrhea.
Jethro drank a gallon of prune juice and then spent 20 minutes on the toilet enjoying his Tennessee hot chocolate.
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Eh yo, Lashawndra, let me nibble on dat chocolate covered strawberry!
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A drink, that kids drink. also comes in strawberry and vanilla
Billy isnt gay, but he drinks Chocolate Milk Shakes
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A person who vigorously avoids going to the bathroom when they're severely constipated. This person may go on for weeks without relieving themselves. Consequently, they pass gas through the duration of the day; mostly detected in tight office spaces, sickening co-workers.
Ben: I keep smelling this horrid odor. What is it?
Jeremy: I'm not sure. It's ungodly, though.
Ben: Look at Rutland. He keeps squirming in his seat. He's been doing it for hours.
Jeremy: Oh, that's right! He's a Chocolate Biscuit Baker, you didn't know? He stays constipated.
Ben: That's weird. Why not just go?
Jeremy: He's scared he'll blow his anus out like a blowout on a car tire.
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