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When the emotions and touches are felt, in spite of the distances between us.
Him: lol
Her: Don't lol
Him: lol stands for love on lips
Her: This is when you feel my kiss, while I'm here. 🦋
When you're getting slop top and the chick has braces. The chick then uses her lips to cover both teeth and braces and proceeds to give A1 slop top.
On a cold winter night, Me and Beth were feeling really frisky. She is still a virgin but gives 10 out of 10 slop top, however she has braces. Last time she gave me A1 slop top, my foreskin got caught in her braces. I had to punch her in the forehead so she would let go. This time I told Beth to granny Lip it.
After engaging in dirty anal sex, your weiner is covered in fecal matter and the lucky lady of the evening sucks it off resulting in a nice brown ring around her mouth.
"Claude ass slammed that coke whore last night and she sucked his dick. She ended up with some dirty lip gloss. Tee Hee."
The state of deliciously-cinnamony lips post devouring a healthy serving of the beloved Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal.
My dog couldn’t resist kissing my cinnamon lips after indulging in a fresh bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Quite possibly the hardest thing on the planet.
I tried to drill into that concrete, but couldn't. That old stuff is harder than woodpecker lips!
When you take a big rip of hash, and then you must wipe your lips with something because of the amount of resin you’ve inhaled.
Hey bro.. my water bottle smells like a scraped bowl.
Stoner friend: yeah man.. you got hash lips. Go wipe them shits off.
The result of unknowingly going down on your girl when she is infected.
I went down on my girlfriend, who had a yeast infection and when I came up I had a mad wac case of chowder lips yo!
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